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Among other things, Will Atwood Mitchell (wam) is the web content manager at washingtoncitypaper.com. He lives in Arlington, VA. Free as in Pizza is his secret, neglected personal blog. Shh.
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November 7th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
A restaging of the battle of Gettysburg, where the North shall be played by highly intelligent navy octopi (who are good at getting through mazes). The grey kittens of the Confederacy will roll on their backs and Skype to a group of German American History students that they need their bellies rubbed. For refreshment they will be united at last over their choice of Pepsi Throwback.
November 8th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Got it in one! The octopi march to the sea. [Ed. note: There is another prize-winning answer to be found.]