Why Can’t Bob Evans Get Into Washington DC?

December 16th, 2008

I just saw a commercial for “Bob Evans Deep Dish Dinners” where fried chicken chunks, gravy, and cheese fall out of the sky into a bowl of mashed potatoes and (apparently) another kind of gravy. A hilarious indictment of existence itself, starting at only $5.99.

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I think it’s great when the TV has ads for places that I can’t actually get to, like Shoney’s and Wawa, and especially Sonic. It used to be that way with Checkers, too. There seem to be a reasonable number of Checkerses around now, they justĀ haven’t migrated west of North Capitol yet.

As for Bob Evans, it’s almost like the Beltway is a force field keeping them out: